Meet Lila...Holy cow just doesn’t seem appropriate.
Don't eat your friends … or you'll be lonely.
My friend Kris and I took our kids to Wheeler Farm and met Lila the Pig. (Her name's not really Lila. We just felt that she needed a feminine name, well, because you know.) Lila spent the entire afternoon trying to get some relief by sitting her bottom-half in the water barrel. She did the best she could under the circumstances.
Hillarious! Kris and I kept coming up with one liners and we laughed so hard we cried. Here are just a few...
"That's SOOOMMMMEEE pig."
"I've heard of pigs in a blanket, but a pig in a bucket?"
"Here's a new way of looking at bringing home the bacon."
"Lila, thanks for making me feel so good in my workout clothes. Bless you darlin'!"
"We're on a roll...yea...a sausage roll."
And, Kris, thanks for the laugh. And Lila, you've got it goin' on!
